Chinese Zodiac Signs

So back when I was in grad school, I went to a cooking class with a group where the theme was "Chinese New Year." It's unrelated on how I ended up in a cooking class on a Friday night in January 2006, but it was a nice break. Anyways, we all got some party favors a-la Chinese New Year - and one of the gifts were poorly-photocopied papers rolled around a pair of chopsticks. I found out I was expecting my son a few weeks later, and have been carting around these wrinkled, barely readable pieces of information ever since. I transcribed them word-for-word, cringing at the sentence structure and grammar, but I kept the authenticity! We've talked about it in class a few times, so I thought I would post them for your enjoyment and dinner conversation!

Rat: Born in 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020, 2032, 2044

The Rat was the first animal in the Chinese zodiac cycle. It is usually considered aggressive, ambitious, suspicious, power hungry, honest, generous, quick to anger, and prone to spend freely. Those born under this sign of Rat are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the ones they love. However, they have a tendency to be hot-tempered and overly critical. They are usually suitable in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist. Rats will get along well with Dragons and Monkeys, however avoid Horses.

Ox: Born in 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009, 2021, 2033, 2045

Ox is a symbol of powerful individuals with unyielding and stubborn personalities. Those born under the sign are natural born leaders who typically succeed when given a chance and will also make outstanding parents. They are upright, inspiring, easy-going, and conservative. The Ox would be a successful as a skilled surgeon, general, or hairdresser. Ox get along with Snakes and Roosters, but not Sheep.

Tiger: Born in 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010, 2022, 2034

As the fighting animal, those born under the tiger's sign are sensitive, aggressive, unpredictable, charming, emotional, courageous, and capable of great love. Despite ofter risking themselves, they have a carefree life. Tigers usually will be outstanding as a boss, explorer, race car driver, or matador. A happy marriage will occur with a Horse or Dog, but never a Monkey.

Rabbit: Born in 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011, 2023, 2035

Those born under this sign are affectionate, talented, obliging, always pleasant, valuing security and tranquility. They have a tendency to get too sentimental and superficial and to avoid conflict and emotional involvement. Being cautious and conservative, they usually take no risk and are successful in business but would also make a good lawyer, diplomat, or actor. Their best life partners are Sheep or Pigs instead of Roosters.

Dragon: Born in 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012, 2024, 2036

Those born under the sign of the Dragon are considered intelligent, gifted, bossy, loud, garish, and unfaithful, but also popular and successful, full of vitality and enthusiasm. They usually look stubborn on the outside, but are softhearted inside. They are born to be an artist, priest, politician, or leader. A Dragon will be compatible with a Snake or Rooster. However, a sheep would not be a good choice.

Snake: Born in 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2037, 2049

Those born under this sign are usually considered clever, passionate, determined, romantic, intense, and rich in wisdom and charm, but vain. Women born under Snake are often beautiful. Snakes will be strongly guided by their intuition. They certainly will win a lot of money, but have to avoid procrastination and stingy attitude towards money. The Snake would be most content as a teacher, philosopher, writer, psychiatrist, and fortune teller. Marriage will be best with a Rooster or Ox, not a Pig.

Horse: Born in 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014, 2026, 2038

Horses are hardworking, intelligent, and friendly, cheerful, and popular, but impatient. Usually they consider themselves superior to others. They have a strong streak of selfishness and sharp cunning and should guard against being egotistical. Adventurer, scientist, poet, and politician will be suitable for them. Horses get along with Tigers and Dogs instead of Rats.

Sheep: Born in 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015, 2027, 2039

Those born under this sign are creative, artistic, passionate, elegant, warmhearted, honest, charming but pessimistic, timid, disorganized, and vulnerable. Too much dependent on material comforts, they are easy to complain and do not respond well to pressure. They will find their own natural solution to a problem when given space. Best occupations for a Sheep are actor, gardener, or beachcomber. They are compatible with Rabbits or Pigs in marriage, but not Ox.

Monkey: Born in 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016, 2028, 2040

Monkeys are intelligent, inventive, clever, entertaining, but also dangerous and easily discouraged. Because of their extraordinary nature and magnetic personality, they are always well liked and make close friends, however, they can't be trusted. They shall guard against being an opportunist and distrustful of other people. The sign suggests success in any field they try. The best matches are Dragons or Rats while the worst are Tigers.

Rooster: Born in 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017, 2029, 2041

Rooster are courageous, hardworking, shrewd, arrogant, reckless, selfish, and eccentric. They are thirsty for knowledge, devoted to work and definite in decision making. They are skilled at what they do and are attentive to details. However, they tend to seem boastful to others. Roosters will be happy as a restaurant owner, publicist, soldier, or world traveler. This sign promises harmony with Snakes and Ox, but trouble with Rabbits.

Dog: Born in 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018, 2030, 2042

Those born under this sign are honest, quiet, intelligent, generous, stubborn, loyal, and faithful to those they love. They are introverted listeners, dedicated, but also cynical and prone to letting their external anxieties get the better of them. Constant worry, a sharp tongue, and a tendency to be a faultfinder will always plague them. However, they are born to be a success. Dogs will be excellent businessmen, activists, teachers, or special agents. Tigers and Horses are deemed as best matches, and Dragons need to be handled with care.

Pig: Born in 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019, 2020, 2031, 2043

Pigs are honest, reliable, sincere, tolerant, shy affectionate, kind, impulsive, and short tempered. They are splendid companions, intellectuals with a very strong need to set difficult goals and carry them out. In addition they are extraordinary naive. Their unquenchable thirst for knowledge will facilitate their success whereas their quest for material comfort will frustrate it. Pigs will also sacrifice their lives for good causes. The Pig will be successful in financial affairs, or as an entertainer or lawyer. Pigs should be aware of other Pigs, and are compatible with Sheep and Rabbits.

Democracy at its finest

As the warm summer air blows in Memorial Day weekend - outdoor pools open, sunscreen sales increase, and we start melting in class while search for shade. Therefore, we have a few new polls. Please let us know what time you would like to see classes starting June 15th, and whether we should tweak the schedule to include more Draper or Sugarhouse action or more overall parks. We've had some grumblings about exercising at multiple parks - like switching between Sugarhouse/Murray on Mondays, Flat Iron Mesa/Falcon on Wednesdays, and Draper City/Jordan River Rotary on Fridays (just as an example - we would have more discussion about specific parks on specific days). If you want to move around to more parks - cast your votes!

We're pretty sure Congress is going to call us any moment now and ask us to show them how democracy is supposed to work. So make your voice known before May 30th at 5:00 PM and we'll share the results soon after!!

A Lifetime Horoscope?

So I was flipping through our local paper, The Salt Lake Tribune, this morning while having a few moments of quiet in the restroom. Alright, I'm kidding - the restroom was filled with both my 2.5 year old trying to brush his teeth/eardrums with Thomas the Train toothpaste and a 100-pound Labrador hoping to get her incisors scrubbed by a toddler. Amongst the craziness, I came across an article about how more kids nationally are born on Wednesday and here in the lovely state of Utah we birth more on Tuesdays. What I found to be more interesting than the straight statistics was what astrologers believe each day of the week means. Here's the breakdown courtesy of The Tribune and Salt Lake Astrologer Anne Windsor:

Monday: The moon, associated with being sensitive to his or her environment and needs of others.
Tuesday: Mars, associated with being very active, a self starter, and having the tendency to be a little confrontational.
Wednesday: Mercury, associated with needing a lot of activity, being curious, and restless.
Thursday: Jupiter, associated with being outgoing, having a focus on the future, and being optimistic but prone to delivering or taking on too much.
Friday: Venus, associated with liking to have things pleasant, enjoying good food, being possessive of things, but a little lazy and indulgent.
Saturday: Saturn, more responsible, focused on long-term accomplishments, and can be more somber.
Sunday: The sun, which means they want to be the center of attention, are very creative, warm, and generous.

I could buy this breakdown as my little terror was born smack-dab in the middle of a Tuesday, and was destroying the house as I was contemplating this article. When I thought more about it, I could see some flaws. I was born a few minutes into a Monday - and I don't see myself as a card-carrying member of the Sierra Club, but I do get pretty sensitive with interpersonal relationships. I dunno, I think some more investigation will have to take place before I'm sold on the "day of the week" horoscope.

Whatta think? Cosmic crystal gazing or fortune-teller phoey?